The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground”

My blood type is coffee
my life is almost entirely fictional.
Am an unlicensed helicopter pilot
puts the pain in paintball
reckon I was baptized in COFFEE.
can’t bite my toe nails!
eats emo’s and spits out morbid poetry.
managed to escape from my mental hospital, unharmed.
likes to Foxtrot in a Uniform
sometimes randomly outburst my likes and dislikes in creative Nato phonetic.
am the new green, which is the new blue.
has all 3 main types of retardation.
was created by bad sperm
can increase your penis size by 30%
feels like flying to the clouds, stealing some, and making puff pastry.

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Working from home meant we could vary snack and coffee breaks, change our desks or view, goof off, drink on the job, even spend the day in pajamas

"A woman with a fit physique shows she works hard, no money can buy it. It shows dedication, discipline, self-respect, dignity, patience, work-ethics and passion!"
“There comes a certain point in life when you have to stop blaming other people for how you feel or the misfortunes in your life. You can’t go through life obsessing about what might have been.”